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Episode 18 – The Age of Dissonance
- Author: Gossip Girl xoxo
- Filed under: Gossip Girl Season 2
Mar 16,2009
NEW EPISODE! In Blair Waldorf’s Day Off, Chuck Bass is trying to understand is father in ways that only Chuck can understand (and wearing clothes that only Ed Westwick could pull off and look badass and not dorky!), while Nate Archibald catches Vanessa flirting with some guy. Nate turns to…. Blair for help.
Dan complains to the new TEACH about his relationship with Serena..and Lily and Rufus get ready to merge their houses together — but Chuck, my dear friends, has other plans!!
It’s a good one, so enjoy.
You know I love you,
Gossip Girl xoxo
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Hmmm… I wonder who’s the new teacher? Dan needs to get someone else to talk to about his problems other than the teachers at Constance.
when is it cming out cuz i heard it’s cming out in march n i dont understsand why!!
awww have to wait until march for this! i really want to see this episode it looks so good and omg the blair and nate kiss! lol
well i’l be patient for now(:
OMGGG – Can’t wait!
i really hope that teacher just goes away. she’s so annoying. [from ep17 carnal knowledge] .
I’m just waiting for C + B to get back together! <333 .
and for everything to go right & nestle in its place.
:] <33
sorry i have to disappoint you but B and C aren’t gettin back together soon cuz she first going to have somethin’ with nate.
I know aaaargh we sooo wanna see B and C but I saw pictures of B and N kissing together on next episodes…
XoXo
i hope S and D get backs together…. gosh i hate the new teach!!! argh!!!
Honestly, what are the producers of Gossip Girl thinking?! Another B and N hookup? NOOO! C and B are supposed to be together. What gonna happen next C and V? PLEASE NO! Only time will tell, but I do know that our dear Queen B needs a King and it won’t be an Archibald.
at the first season i was really bummed that b and n split up. but when i saw the c and b chemistry, im having second thoughts now. lookin forward to see b and n for some hot smooching but still hoping b ends up with c and n wont be with UGH-ly VANESSA. eww
i hate that teacher she annoys meee and lonely boy getting dirty with her gross
he belongs with S and thats final gosh GG get your act together
B and C
lonely boy and S
N and v
and lil J with ummmm some random hot guy
God no, why do everybody in this show
hook up randomly. I want C and B together
they are meant to be, and now she is going to be with N
(i really hope that it’s just a joke?) and okay people might think
that N and J are not cute but i think it was so sweet when they were
kind of a couple. -.- idk i think last season was better, i still love GG but
it’s just not same !
Ok, so im in Australia n we only get GG on payed tv n its sooo delayd… But thanks 2 this site im updated n let me tell u…
While S is a awsome fashionista, Archibald is smexy, Lonely boy irratates me, Lil J is amusing, its in fact Queen B n Chuck that make me abso-freakn-loutly LOVEEEE this show!!!!!!
But as this show is popular heaps they wont out them 2getha anytime soon 2 keep us poor suckers watching
i only watch GG because i think that B and C are really having a great chemistry together.. and GG would suck if they’d not make B and C end up together! comon’ producers!! cant u see that the viewers wants B and C?!?!?! .. make some way so that we’ll continue watchin the shooooooooooow!!
How can you not like the teacher Ms Carr she is hot lol i think they have good chemistry her and Dan.
I want more!!!
why do I have to wait till March grrr
well at least Heroes is back now to keep me occupied till then ^^
Reading over a few of the above comments yeah Chuck and Blair are a good couple but there gonna drag that story out.
As for Nate and Blair hope that doesn’t last Vanessa is so much nicer cause Blair is just nasty really.
I thought Nate and Jenny would be cool but then realised the actress is like 15 but looks older so i was like N-O to that I mean most of the cast are like 20 odd playing 17-18 year olds but 15 I was like woah not right haha.
I see why Dan was so bothered now :p I thought she was just a year younger if that.
Am I like the only guy who watches this lol
Looking at some of the comments above I agree Chuck and Blair should be together but they won’t let that happen for a long time.
As for Nate and Blair I hope they don’t do that again cause they are not suited Nate seems like a much better person with Vanessa and she is so much kinder than Blair.
I did think that Nate and Jenny would be good but then I found out the actress that plays her is only 15 I was like N-O lol.
I thought that like the rest of the cast she was older and playing someone younger and that the character was just one school year below but apparantly not lol so I understand why Dan was so bothered and lol Nate you noob :p
Am I like the only guy who watches Gossip Girl then lol?
and why are there so many adverts on this page for enlarging my penis haha seriously though 4 inches that is stupid where would this extra blood and skin come from sorry for being frank lol.
Sorry for the double post it didn’t come up straight away first time around so I wrote it out again lol but better :p
i like to see S and D together…
they went throu a lot for to be together, and now it is finish???
i can not understand,why true love is not existing anymore. only a lot of words. dan sayed that s is the girl of his dreams, and now he is giving up… manns.. today you are together with somebody and tomorrow not. what is this.. i like to see one time too people faihting for tjis what they have…
I hateee Rachel Carr. She’s a cradle robber haha. Aren’t they like 17 year olds right?? Thats soooo inappropriate. I want S & D back together!!! haha/
when is this coming out!?
i need to see it like now
someone please tell meee,
Innappropriate no it’s incredibly hot see how that Guy hi fived Dan when the Gossip Girl rumour went out niiiiice.
haha someone should call the police so they can give Dan his luckiest boy in America award :p
also next episode should be out on the 9th of March and probably online by the 10th.
Im so sick of C and B! They were good together at the start but please, how long were they going to keep that dragging on? B and N are meant to be!
Why aren’t the episodes on each week… this is B.S.
Not your site of course its awesome! But i wonder why they aren’t releasing the episodes..
i want C & B to be together as well,
so yeah just go with the flow hah
like alot!
but.. thats not going to happen for a while
and the producers said that, N & B are together but only because it brings back old feelings and because they’re comfortable already but the producers said it wouldnt last very long and that C & B will be back sometime soon , cause they know it works for us
and i really hate V and so what if the girls 15 i know boys and girls that kiss and they like 19 and 14/15 or older Xoxo
Since i am a hard-core SerenaxNate fan i have nothing against Miss Carr, she and Dan have pretty good chemistry. I hope that with the Blaire and Nate together it will bring back the good old SerenaxNatexBlaire triangle, and because Chuck and Blaire are perfect for each other, Nate and Serena can be together-finally.
<3
going to be a great eppisod!!
When is the next episode released… March what??
waaaaat??? I watched season 1 only in 2 days, then I watched season 2 and I’m so intrigued about what will happen next! i can’t wait that long but i have no choice ryt…hmmm I like dan and serena together, i don’t like wat he’s doing now tho….and that whore teacher!!!
“you’re nobody until you’re talked about”
XOXO
I can’t wait to watch episode 18 .
I think it’s kinda cool a guy watches gossip girl
The first season was a little friendlier I think, a little kinder.
And it looked more like the books, but in the books N and little J are getting together in like book 3, and B and Marcus are hooking up in book 9, so they scrambled everything.
C en B are absolutely cute together. But I’m sick of the postponing. Then he chases her, she refuses. Then the other way around. Then she does something stupid he says it’s too late. Then he does some stupid she says it’s too late. Please get over the games!
And the whole S en D getting back together. I was so happy about that, and then they break up…and then back together..and then another break up….
And N hooking up with little J(kinda weird because she’s 15) and then hooking up with V again…
This season is just becoming a little soap-like….but I still like it(it seems weird after all my comments on the series:P). And I love this site:)
OMG , people can yu shut up about Blair & Nate ?
I think they are really cute together . They were together in the beginning anyway (:
Chuck & Blair are cute as well . Idc who’s shes with if its either Nate or Chuck (:
UGH , i wish i had Chace or Ed ♥
Cant wait ! D:< Whats the exact date it coming out ?
Blair and chuck = super great
Serena and Dan = please please get them back together
Vanessa and Nate = NO.
Serena and Nate = not compatible at any aspect at all! what were you thinking?
Blair and Nate = talk about the lamest excuse! EWWW EWW
Jenny and Nate seems like a nice combination.
i would Like To Vote C n B..
Gosh they’re really a good Couple!
on march 16! ah so long, Im gunna die
asd
serena and nate forever!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
S
I have waited enough for the next episode, when at all is it coming out?
serena and dan must come back together.
chuck is just excellent in the role he is playing.
i think march is too far to resume shooting.
i hate the bitch teacher sooo much and dan is dirty.
i thought d & s is perfect luv, now i think dan’s not worthy.
i can’t stand dan sayed s is the girl of his dreams, but he always give up easiler than serena..WTH???!!!he’s so childish and not a manly guy at all..also i don’t think lily n rufus is a big deal for the relationship of d & s..dunno why they care this so much..
i think B and C will together finally..cuz their personality is the same.
i agree with you, but its a soap opera, and its not supposed to be either realistic or right, its supposed to make you follow it
Speaking of Serena…I SOOOOOOOO wish she and Nate would go out again! They are totally cute together…
Oh, And not forgetting Blair and Chuck, The most cutest lovers ever (Come on guys, You HAVE to admit they are, like, the most perfect couple)
Cant wait till the 18th ep is out
xoxo
when will georgina appear? i wanna see her…
so excited
i miss GG
B and N getting back together is the craziest thing i have heard,
somehow i have to admit, N is the bigges player of the serie, fucked S
kissed J & V fucked B who’s next
i hope the new teacher
haha
I HAVE A FRIEND WELL HE’S JUST LIKE CHUCK …I LOVE HIM!!! HA
Dan & Miss Carr – suprisingly i really like together. that kiss at the end of the episode was totally hott, you guys have got to admit, all hot and sweaty….
V & N – cute but kinda boring, i’d prefer N & S, really because i want S & D to break up- and stay that way!! – and i don’t like it when S goes out w/ random guys. she has chemistry with so many guys already, y bother getting more ones we don’t know?
also, i miss the N, B, S circle, so if N&S were together then B could B with C and all would be right with the world.
and lets face it, little J is still just a bit too young and naive to join in with dating anyone in that group – as much as i love and simpathize with her, they’re way out of her leage
also, V is just too much of an outsider, cute, but really only as a good friend of D and J, lol maybe she could date little J, since they’ve got no one. jk!
I actually think that Rufus and Lily are adorable, even though its a bit awkward for their kids, they’ll just have to learn to deal!
also, what is up with C taking all this time to learn about his dad? sooo not interesting! i want to see him either hooking up with B or causeing trouble as usual, or both of course, he’s good at that. :p
btw, georgina had better never come back, the shows with her were just annoying and frusturating. i like drama, but nobody need get killed her. please. she just gets in the way.
i can not wait for this show to air! i need to see it!!!!!!!! ahhhh
Is anyone starting to feel that Serena has become increasingly annoying as well as Dan lately in the last few episodes? The indecision about university, relationship and life in general? I mean they need to have a serious sit down and discuss their problems. I apologise if there are people who disagree with this. Also, Miss Carr. Ummm…okaay.? Didn’t take much for Dan to hop in bed with someone else. Just saying what people are thinking.
no wayy C + B have to get together they r like soul partners!!
and if B + N hookup then what about lil J?? well i never relii thort lil J + N would ever have a real relationship but what bout V shes still in love with N right?
well anyway have to catch up l8r
You know you love me
xoxo
Gossip Girl
Queen B needs her king to come and rescue her from the tower
but who new it was the wrong king?
But for now…
You know you love me
xoxo
Gossip girl
Queen B needs her king to find her in the top of the tower but who knows maybe the wrong king shows up…x
but for now…
You know You love me
xoxo
Gossip Girl
I want cb together
WTF when does this playyy
im all for Blair and Chuck :]
its clearly been over between nate and blair for a long time now, they tried too many times before, and its just plain out boring. the relationship that chuck and blair have is confusing and fun, it makes me want to watch gossip girl, because you never know what will happen between them, one week they act like they hate eachother and the next they love eachother. not to mention you can tell they were meant for eachother and love eachother way more than blair ever loved nate.
oh and serena and dan or nate is fine with me, i was upset at first when serena and dan werent together but now its not a big deal.
Hah I so agree with you Tayy, Blair and Chuck forever!
They make me want to watch the show addictively, and like you said I was a big Serena/Dan fan to start with but it’s just like meh now.
I quite like the Nate and Jenny pairing is this just me?
They’re both gorgeous, think what their kids would look like
Dan and Miss Carr was just like WHAT.
Baddddd xD
Serena should slap him and then Rufus should have a massive go at him and ground him for life (y)
Dan fell out of my favour near the beginning of season 2 and then he never really redeemed himself.
Also Rufus/Lily forever
yeah nate and jenny are cute together and really the age difference isnt that big of a deal.
blehh im going to cry if Blair and Chuck dont get back together! it will ruin the whole show.
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT CHUCK TO FIGHT FOR BLAIR!!! GEEZ!! WHATS HIS PROBLEM??
i juss saw a coming attraction and chucks was kissing blair. but then blair and nate were fooling around in bed. but i love c and b .. but its should be getting juicy and they probably not getting together for a while
I thought Blair and nate were going to be together again in this episode – but no!
I think she just wants to make Chuck jaleaus in this episode..
You really need to look at this!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foWXXnRqr2M
xoxo
I really don’t get it anymore..
Blair is kissing with three guyes in this ep.
And chuck wants Blair back but makes out with some other
girl?? Huuh.?
and that guy carter b is back …
WHAT THE HELL.
why is it getting to be more than a MONTH between episodes??
it’s supposed to be every week, and now it’s starting to be more than a month?
this is ridiculous.
they’re gonna loose money, and ultimately loose viewers.
It isn’t working it keeps going to a Blake art comp when i clicking start watching:S Why?
OMG its cumin out 2mra cnt wait
im 4rm ireland and over here dere only on season 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait wen is it cumin out march 9th or march 16th
omfg. I need chuck and Vanessa. I know it seems weird but I LOVE them together. I don;t like chuck and Blair like Barf. Nate should be with Serena, Vanessa should be with chuck, nd well Blair can’t exactly be with Dan can she???
(and not pretend this time!!!_
But I need to she chuck and Vanessa together again
i love all da gossip girl episodes….
but i hate vanessa and blair with nate…its much better wen hes wid jenny…eniwayz shes still not ova him!
i love chuck and blair together…they’re soo cute
n so is dan and serena!
i wish chuck and dan could get along together….
and i never saw the whole gg cast together in a scene!
i wish they do it!
xoxo
gossip girl writer.
also…how cum jenny is lyk left out…its kinda sad!
xoxo gossip girl her when are you going to make a movie
Chuck and Blair are meant to be together, but you know the producers will drag that out.
Serena and Dan are cute together, but not that interesting.
But I don’t like Nate and Vanessa…I’d rather see Nate and Jenny; they were cute together!
totally agree wat Ronnie said.
Jenny and Nate.
Together, now please.
I got so giggly when they got together.
They need to be a thing.
And Chuck needs to stop being all
“Blair I’m sorry” and then going
out that night with a herd of hookers.
Blair and Chuck don’t have to be together
but they definitely can’t be with other people.
I’m glad Serena and Dan are over.
I kind of like the whole Lily Rufus things better.
D & S are old.
I want to shot that teacher.
What an annoying hypocritical thing.
JENNY AND NATE.
NOW.
Hi there C! I agree about J and N thing, but i totally thing that Blair and Chuck should be together. S and D a r e kind of boring but I still thing they should get together once again and then stay together for good!
xoxo W
I looove gossip girl,
I can’t wait to see the next episode, hope it will not be postponed again,
it’s so sad serena and dan aren’t together anymore, hope they will work it out
I also hope jenny and nate will end up together and ofcourse like everyone I am hoping blair and chuck admit their love to each other
where’s the next episode? im dying to watch it… please add it ASAP…. gossip girl rockz!!!!! xoxo
SPOILERS LOOK HERE:
The show doesn’t waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play.
Participation is mandatory and this year’s selection is “The Age of Innocence.”
Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a doctor’s note that confirms “a minute case of stage fright” for young Mr. Bass.
In the night’s best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should have gone with “mercury poisoning” instead. Well played, Archibald.
This is a good time to get Chuck’s story line out of the way as quickly as the writers did:
Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen.
Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table.
Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass belonged.
Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment.
She later shows up at Chuck’s apartment, though, and says she needs a way out of the country. Everyone’s favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections.
As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter’s limo, though, Baizen tells the driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it’s the secret society symbol. Nooooo!
Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle’s building (thinking she has her passport and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society didn’t wish her harm.
They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway.
No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair.
Speaking of Blair:
Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins.
Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms that someone leaked Blair’s hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they rescinded her early acceptance as a result.
Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast that outlines Blair’s former, shady relationship with Marcus.
Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess this information?
Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She’s too busy to talk about it at length, though, as Serena has enlisted V’s help: S has a crush on the self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention.
A plan is hatched:
The director, Julian, heads over to Serena’s apartment prior to opening night of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth, whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena’s ear, the sort of insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would appreciate.
Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone – for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember – and thinks she is speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between these two.
Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel.
Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan – which includes a key and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night – and tells both Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another.
They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey!
Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose:
With tensions mounting between various characters – another Gossip Girl blast earlier in the episode outed Serena’s appearance in Page Six as the only reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal – none can remain in character.
Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at it like only they can.
Backstage – after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern teenage angst – Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl with the damaging information about Blair.
He confronts her. She doesn’t deny it.
Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she’s the one responsible for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?).
When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes.
Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest, selfish individual for years.
In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart.
Here’s where everyone stands as the episode ends:
Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she’s sorry and she is returning to Iowa;
Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but also realize they have little in common;
Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself… but only for a short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black.
SPOILERS:
The show doesn’t waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play.
Participation is mandatory and this year’s selection is “The Age of Innocence.”
Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a doctor’s note that confirms “a minute case of stage fright” for young Mr. Bass.
In the night’s best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should have gone with “mercury poisoning” instead. Well played, Archibald.
This is a good time to get Chuck’s story line out of the way as quickly as the writers did:
Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen.
Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table.
Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass belonged.
Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment.
She later shows up at Chuck’s apartment, though, and says she needs a way out of the country. Everyone’s favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections.
As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter’s limo, though, Baizen tells the driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it’s the secret society symbol. Nooooo!
Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle’s building (thinking she has her passport and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society didn’t wish her harm.
They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway.
No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair.
Speaking of Blair:
Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins.
Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms that someone leaked Blair’s hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they rescinded her early acceptance as a result.
Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast that outlines Blair’s former, shady relationship with Marcus.
Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess this information?
Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She’s too busy to talk about it at length, though, as Serena has enlisted V’s help: S has a crush on the self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention.
A plan is hatched:
The director, Julian, heads over to Serena’s apartment prior to opening night of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth, whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena’s ear, the sort of insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would appreciate.
Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone – for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember – and thinks she is speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between these two.
Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel.
Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan – which includes a key and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night – and tells both Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another.
They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey!
Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose:
With tensions mounting between various characters – another Gossip Girl blast earlier in the episode outed Serena’s appearance in Page Six as the only reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal – none can remain in character.
Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at it like only they can.
Backstage – after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern teenage angst – Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl with the damaging information about Blair.
He confronts her. She doesn’t deny it.
Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she’s the one responsible for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?).
When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes.
Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest, selfish individual for years.
In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart.
Here’s where everyone stands as the episode ends:
Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she’s sorry and she is returning to Iowa;
Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but also realize they have little in common;
Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself… but only for a short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black.
Omg I really shouldn’t have read all those spoilers xD
How did you know all that?
Also:
TWO FREAKIN’ DAYS!!! <3
Wait, those spoilers must be made up.
They don’t match up with other spoilers that have been reported.
Confusion!
Nate is a complete douchebag and should be taught a lesson!!!! he already fucked all the girls on the show playing good boy but he isn’t good at all! first he does to blair something awful cheating on her with Serena and she forgives him but then when she does it with Chuck he’s like “im never going to forgive you”, he always looks for excuses to break up with girls and fuck another different girl each week.
done with the spoilers.. so where’s the part of the N an B smooch? the next ep focused to much on rachel b-yotch
ooh come on, can’t wait anymore
were is it !!!!!!! its like half 10 in ireland wat time is it in the U.S ?
I’ve already seen it too.. and Vikki and Myra ( I believe those were there names..) are right about their spoliers.. Its a great episode..
Also Chuck and Blair belong together..
did this show die? :/
haha the episode was good but come on… Chuck and Blair need to be together and hes waiting for her, i just know she gonna screw it up though! ughhhhh. :/
i totally agree with Fargo
i think the same about Nate
but is better because Blair Belongs With CHUCK!!
This episode was so amazing! It was hillarious too! The funniest part is when Blair and Dan were like sneak talking when they were performing and when Julian says “I’m gay.” I Was lmao!!!
I was so excited, because I’ve seen the new promo for the Gossip girl…I thought it was for The Age of Dissonance, but nothing happened, actually, because it was for The Grandfather
Fine, fiine, now I have to wait another week for the great chuck-blair scenes… 
:D:D It’s excruciating!! 
i realy like this the new episode please
who is trying to humiliate both Blair and Serena ?
Kay, it says on the description that Nate turns to
Blair for help about Vanessa but I didn’t see that on the episode =\
also something about Lily and Rufus merging their houses together? yeah I didn’t see that either…
anyways great episode. <3 worth the wait
To the people who were watching the play in the series; the play is destroyed. But us, the watchers in real life (at least I think so), that play is one of the most marvelous play and unique yet witty at the same time; and one couldn’t ask for anything better
oh yea i remember when it was usually called blair waldorf’s day off
i just cant help but laugh when some people say that they want jenny and nate together. they could pass for brother and sister! they’re too much alike in personality too. nate looks more like jenny’s bro than dan does. also i think jenny needs to mature a little before getting into dating.