Ok GG fans! So every week there will be a picture post up of that night’s episode and we will have a Gossip Girl caption Contest and also of course each week we will have a caption winner!So here’s a soon-to-be classic photo to start it off!
So come on GG fans! Don’t be shy!!Write Your Caption below (on the comments) and on Monday i will have the winner with a new caption contest!
Enjoy
xoxo,
J

Blair is kicking Miss. Carrs ass at a staring competition…..
Queen of the City Vs. Queen of the Country…. We all know that there’s no competition
BLAIR: Well Miss carr, you’re looking so adorably peachy in that cute little button-down top and with you’re little clipboard and backpack…on your way to have sex with ANOTHER one of your students???
oh gosh strawberry that was awesome!
This website really needs to come up with it’s own ideas and stop copying Gossip Girl Insider. Caption contest…copied!
“Talk to me again and ill kick your ass”
lol
Chair4eva,
exactly the same like i just wanted to say
Miss Carr: Do you know if Dan passed by?
Blair: Miss Carr, I don’t know where Humphrey is. Wait… He has a class… And wait, he asked me for a glow in the dark condom, but I told him that they aren’t always secure.
Miss Carr: Thank you, Blair. I’ll see you later, in class…
In her head: Oh crap, Dan! Damn you and your condoms!
Miss Carr in dreamy state: If I could see Dan naked, I’d die happy.
Blair: If I saw him naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Blair: I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Miss Carr: Umm…
Blair: Save your breath. I hear Humphrey is out tonight, so you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Walks off..
Blair: I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Miss Carr: Ehh.. What?
Blair: I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
Blair: All of your students kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that’s the only way they could.
Blair: Don’t piss me off today, I’m running out of places to hide to bodies.
Haha, that was funny! Great ones Myra, Scarlett, Arya, Mogget, Shaderunner’s friend, Meira and strawberry! I love Meira’s though!!! Made me think what was in her big red bag? Dan Humphrey’s head?
i wish i could come up with one
ha everyones sounds greattt!
Meira’s is funny xD
Also Shaderunner’s Friend
My favorite character is blair because she is like me
Here are some spoilers for the next eppie:
The show doesn’t waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play.
Participation is mandatory and this year’s selection is “The Age of Innocence.”
Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a doctor’s note that confirms “a minute case of stage fright” for young Mr. Bass.
In the night’s best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should have gone with “mercury poisoning” instead. Well played, Archibald.
This is a good time to get Chuck’s story line out of the way as quickly as the writers did:
Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen.
Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table.
Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass belonged.
Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment.
She later shows up at Chuck’s apartment, though, and says she needs a way out of the country. Everyone’s favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections.
As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter’s limo, though, Baizen tells the driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it’s the secret society symbol. Nooooo!
Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle’s building (thinking she has her passport and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society didn’t wish her harm.
They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway.
No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair.
Speaking of Blair:
Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins.
Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms that someone leaked Blair’s hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they rescinded her early acceptance as a result.
Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast that outlines Blair’s former, shady relationship with Marcus.
Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess this information?
Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She’s too busy to talk about it at length, though, as Serena has enlisted V’s help: S has a crush on the self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention.
A plan is hatched:
The director, Julian, heads over to Serena’s apartment prior to opening night of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth, whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena’s ear, the sort of insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would appreciate.
Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone – for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember – and thinks she is speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between these two.
Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel.
Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan – which includes a key and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night – and tells both Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another.
They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey!
Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose:
With tensions mounting between various characters – another Gossip Girl blast earlier in the episode outed Serena’s appearance in Page Six as the only reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal – none can remain in character.
Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at it like only they can.
Backstage – after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern teenage angst – Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl with the damaging information about Blair.
He confronts her. She doesn’t deny it.
Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she’s the one responsible for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?).
When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes.
Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest, selfish individual for years.
In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart.
Here’s where everyone stands as the episode ends:
Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she’s sorry and she is returning to Iowa;
Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but also realize they have little in common;
Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself… but only for a short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black.
you shouldnt copy word by word what other website writes…myra
oh wow if anyone reads that there’s no point in even watching the episode. It’s basically the play by play telling us everything that’s gunna happen. Spoilers are suppose to give alittle away not the whole damn show like f**k if yuh want to ruin it for yourself fine but dont do it for every one else!
When Blair stepped into an alternate Universe and met herself…
Я конечно в этом не особо разбираюсь, но после вашей статьи стал гораздо больше понимать. Спасибо
Ohh well what do we have here? Lets just hope Ms Carr doesn’t get on the wrong side of Ms Blair Waldorf!
Тут уже столько написали до меня. Мне осталось только присоединиться.
Премного благодарен за занимательную точку зрения. Я с ней не совсем согласен, но она имеет право быть.