I found this funny and had to share! It’s about where each character from Gossip Girl would eat pizza.

xoxo- E

20081202-gg-blair.jpgBlair Waldorf

My first thought: Blair wouldn’t eat pizza. But then an evil little elf reminded me that, “Yes, she would! She would just throw up afterward!” I think any generic Ray’s pizza would do for that. Loaded with all the crap the various Ray’s put on their pies.

20081202-gg-dan.jpgDan Humphrey

Dan is overearnest, smug, and unbearable. Like a lot of the folks on Chowhound. Which is why he, like a lot of the folks on Chowhound (and like Vanessa), would be a Di Fara fan. He’s also writing a pretentious short story or a “Shouts & Murmurs” piece about the Di Fara experience in hopes of getting it in theNew Yorker.

20081202-gg-serena.jpgSerena van der Woodsen

Serena has a kind, goofy side, so she’d be comfortable slumming it in pizzaland. But she’s totally high-maintenance, so only Una Pizza Napoletana will do. Then again, Dan could puppy-dog-eye her into a trip to Totonno’s (it’s deep to wander Coney in the off season), after which she’d reveal her vulnerable side and wonder “Why can’t we always be like this?”

20081202-gg-nate.jpgNate Archibald

Nate is totally dull. He gives little thought to what he eats and just grabs an unimaginative slice of pepperoni at whatever pizzeria is closest. (Unless Vanessa drags him to Di Fara.)

20081202-gg-chuck.jpgChuck Bass

Chuck Bass eats at whatever pizzeria is still open after he gets out of his burlesque parlor or the strip clubs. Since the New York burlesque scene seems to be centered on the Lower East Side, let’s say Rosario’s. It’s open till 5 a.m. If he’s cruising the West Side strip clubs, let’s say 99¢ Fresh Pizza, open 24 hours.

20081202-gg-jenny.jpgLittle Jenny Humphrey

Jenny would eat at Lazzara’s. It’s one block up from Mood Fabrics.

20081202-gg-dufus.jpgRufus Humphrey

Rufus would make homemade pizza (with some sort of expensive Spanish ham, imported “00″ flour, and buffalo mozzarella) and then guilt-trip Dan and Jenny into staying in, listening to him blather about Lincoln Hawk and Lisa Loeb. Lily van der Woodsen would show up unexpectedly, have a bite of pizza, swallow with a pained expression, and then make a grandiose statement.


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